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He may be loaded and gorgeous, but he clearly seems like someone I need to stay very far away from. Oh look you have a delivery! Jamie sent you four copies of very expensive first edition Thomas Hardy books. I'm a total romantic just like all English majors are.ĭAKOTA and ELOISE get ready to go out to celebrate graduating.

Oh, well yeah I sure do love Thomas Hardy. Tom Hardy is in this? Thank fucking Christ. JAMIE and DAKOTA have coffee with the buzzing sexual chemistry of terminal cancer.Īs an English major, you must love Thomas Hardy. so I decided to just lurk in the aisle and stare at you until you noticed me. What the fuck? How did you know I worked here?

I needed some cable ties and I came over 150 miles away to get them. Because if you work at a hardware store you should also dress like a lumberjack. I better be going.ĭAKOTA leaves and goes to her job at a hardware store where she is dressed in a mountain man's flannel and overalls. Well I think this scene has done its job giving this movie the amorous atmosphere of Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer. If it wasn't for that pencil, your character would just fall into the cracks of that chair. I see someone who was directed 'act really coy' and is doing this by staring slack jawed and stuttering. But no, I wouldn't fit in with the Amazonian tall beauties in your office who know where to find a decent sheath dress. I like you now! Thanks Pencil! Do you want a job here? PENCIL becomes the best actor in the room. You are an American billionaire under 30 so. Watching someone else have a colonoscopy? Well eventually we are going to have simulate the most intimate act two people can share. Yet you have the face of a toddler and you look about as intense as a marshmallow.Īnd I'm going to deliver nearly every single line as if I'm just waking up from a coma. Based on the book, you are supposed to be the hottest man that has ever existed. Everything is steel, silver, shadowy, dusky, and overcast. But no, I did not do any of those things at all.ĭAKOTA arrives at DORNAN ENTERPRISES and enters JAMIE'S office by falling over that pesky nuisance, NOTHING AT ALL. So clearly I'm vain enough to think I have everything under control. But I'm the type of person who drops their GPA in regular conversation. So do you have everything you need? A pen? The questions you've thoroughly reviewed? The research you've done on your subject before going to interview him? So your character is so fleshed out that you have to say your GPA in one of your very first lines? Also, did you cut your hair with a flowbee? Please, I have a 4.0 GPA, I know how to dress myself. She is doing this as a favor for her roommate ELOISE MUMFORD. She prepares by not brushing her hair and dressing in something from the junior's department at Target in 1992. DAKOTA JOHNSON is getting ready to interview extremely successful, handsome, billionaire business tycoon, JAMIE DORNAN.

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